Zombiesaurus will give you light in these dark times

Zombiesaurus, also called The Jurassic Dead, also called Z/Rex: The Jurassic Dead, is available to stream on Amazon Prime and has a 2.8 on IMDb. The provided summary is this:

A crazed scientist, along with the dreaded axis of evil, attempt to bring chaos and destruction to America with a plot to unleash EMP blasts, toxic zombification gas and the ultimate undead killing monstrosity — the Zombiesaurus Rex!

So what more do you want from an evening’s entertainment? I certainly can’t think of anything else. So I have watched this movie and now I am here to tell you all about it.

Going to the movies, a lot

Two exciting things happened in my life recently: I went down to four days a week at work, and I got an unlimited cinema pass.

So this means I have been going to the movies a lot.

Hobbs & Shaw forever

In Japan, this movie is called Wild Speed: Super Combo.

Spoilers for basically everything.

I have seen John Wick 3 and here is what I think

I went to see the absurdly-titled John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum this week.

While I’ve watched the whole series, I’m not sure I’d call myself a fan. I like the action, but the assassin political intrigue leaves me cold. So, does the third film in the franchise get the balance right?

Spoilers ahead.

Some thoughts on Rampage

Tonight I watched Rampage, starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. I watched it because I will watch literally anything with The Rock in it. I have even seen Pain and Gain, a film which made me want to remove my brain from my skull and just slosh some bleach around in there for a bit to try to remove the deep sense of shame.

Here are some facts about Rampage I learned from briefly looking at its Wikipedia page:

• To get inspiration for how to animate the many, many destroyed buildings in this movie, the special effects team watched footage from 9/11, which… yeesh.
• Rampage is the best-reviewed video game movie on Rotten Tomatoes. 52%, baby!
• Uwe Boll, king of crappy video game movies, threatened to sue Warner Bros and accused the film of “brainwashing America”.

Now that the tone is set, let’s get into the plot. Spoilers, I guess.